How To: Origami a snail from a kitchen paper towel

Bounty paper towels claim they can absorb up to 3X more than ordinary paper towels, but they can't transform into cutesy little snails unless you lend them a helping hand (or two).

Make Optimus Prime from "Transformers" look like kid's play by watching this tutorial on how to fold yourself a snail from a kitchen paper towel. You probably want to use a new towel, though, since a neatly folded snail with the BBQ stains from your mouth from last night would just be gross.